GREETINGS, CARBON-BASED BUSINESS ENTITY.
EVERYTHING
SUCKS.
YOU’RE FLOATING ON A DAMP ROCK HURTLING THROUGH SPACE AT 67,000 MILES PER HOUR, COMPETING AGAINST SEVENTEEN THOUSAND START-UPS ALL NAMED SOME VARIATION OF LOOM, GLOW, OR KROC.AI
THEY’VE GOT FUNDING. THEY’VE GOT WHITEBOARDS.
THEY’VE GOT A FRIEND WHO MET ELON ONCE.
AND NO ONE HAS ANY IDEA WHAT MAKES THEM DIFFERENT.
EVERY COMPANY IS A CLONE WITH A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT HAIRCUT.
EVERY TAGLINE SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS WHISPERED BY A LONELY AI IN A SAND HILL ROAD BASEMENT.
THE MARKET?
A MÖBIUS STRIP OF RECYCLED IDEAS CHASING THE SAME DWINDLING ATTENTION SPAN.
THE
COMPETISH?
CARNIVOROUS. RABID. EVERYONE’S SCREAMING INTO AN INFINITE SPREADSHEET.
THE
SITUATION?
BLEAK.
FUCKING BLEAK, MAN.
SO WHY ARE WE HERE?
BECAUSE JUST MAYBE, WHILE EVERYONE ELSE IS BUSY PERFECTING SAMENESS, YOU COULD CHOOSE TO BE INTERESTING.
WELCOME TO YOUR BRAND’S EMERGENCY EJECT BUTTON
FROM THE LAND OF BLAND™.
DREAM A LITTLE DREAM WITH US.
SAY WHO?
A BOUTIQUE BRAND DESIGN COLLECTIVE FOR AMBITIOUS START-UPS.
HAND CRAFTED POSITIONING, STRATEGY, LOGO, IDENTITY, AND VISUAL MATERIALS FOR ALL MEDIA.
WHAT?
HOW MUCH?
YOUR BUDGET IS OUR FEE. THAT’S RIGHT, YOU NAME YOUR PRICE. TRUTH.